Nora Skinker (Morton)
Well, we'll see how he does with the Islanders, Glen. After years of wear and tear, one can't help but suspect that 'older legs' might have more to do with it than 'newer coaches'. 'Til next season, I reflect on a familiar quote I often heard growing up: "Contentment is not the fulfillment of getting what you want, but the realization of how much you already have." Applicable? Maybe so. Helps to quell the disappointment.
Sharing some light humor about something we all have in common: age! Here are a few giggles (under the heading, IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE) to brighten your day:
(1) Wife: "I think you need a hearing test". Hubby: "Why the heck do I need a hairy chest?"
(2) I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented I forgot where I was going with this..
(3) Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.
(4) I've come to the conclusion that I'm a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
(5) I don't want to say I'm old and worn out, but I make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day.
(6) You know you're old when you wake up with that awful "morning after" feeling....and you didn't do anything the night before.
(7) As I've gotten older, I thought I was starting to get lazy, but it turns out I am just being more energy efficient.
(8) I just realized I haven't done the "Hokey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.
(9) You know you're getting old when you have to wear your glasses in the shower to shave your legs.
(10) Him: "Did you brush your teeth yet?" Her: "Yes, and while I was at it, I brushed yours, too."
(11) I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything that i want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect but I am blessed.
(12) Car salesman to elderly customer: " On this "Senior Edition", the message on the side mirror says, "objects in mirror wish you would speed up."
(13) I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older......younger!
(14) Elderly woman to grim reaper: "NIce hoodie". Aka, 'flirting with death'.
(15) Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art.
(16) From the confessional: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night I killed a politician". Priestly response: "My daughter, I'm here to listen to your sins, not your community service work..."
My personal fave: 8...if only that WAS what it's all about !!!
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