Jack Mallory
Jay--you say scarcely a word I don't agree with. Ripping the words out of each other's mouths is wasting both our time. How about you take Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays (days I'm at the VA)? I'll take Tu, Th, Sat. We can share Sundays.
Fortunately, the FBI seems to have confined itself to my anti-war activities, and ignored my (concensual) behaviors with female anti-warriors. In fact, come to think of it, women don't appear in my FBI file at all, only male co-conspirators. I think women made Jedgar nervous.
Can't believe I hadn't noted it before, but Jay is another J. We didn't really set this up, Nora.
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The 21st Century has brought us Reality Lite, and now Christianity Lite. Don't like a fact? Deny it, or make up an alternative. Don't like seeing a behavior or virtue labeled sinful? Lower the bar!
Lying/bearing false witness? Find another word for it: kidding, exaggerating, mis-speaking, taken out of context, whatever.
Wrath? Perfectly OK if somebody's pissed you off.
Greed? That's what makes capitalism work.
Envy? Take whatever it is away from them, keep it for yourself.
Pride? If you're rich and powerful, nothing wrong with a little pride. And what's a PR department for?
Murder? Just call it collateral damage.
Torture? You mean enhanced interrogation.
Adultery? Lust? Coveting thy neighbor's ass? Well, depends on what thy neighbor's ass looks like. And whether you've got a good legal department.
Get that bar low enough, and I see ordination in sight! Lack of church attendance and no credible show of faith not a problem: St. Jack the First!
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". . . if there were viable witnesses to corroborate Ford’s testimony, they would come forward: for the money, for the fame, for civic duty, for patriotism, for pregnant women who want abortions . . . my experience watching pre-election politics for 60 years." Really, Nora? When in the last 60 years were witnesses offered abortions? This is a piece of history I've NEVER heard of!
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